I start a lot of my sentences with "I feel like..."

The Frenemy.: Things I Think About Almost Constantly

Constant life thought: “If my hair has been passive-aggressively frizzing out because I did something rude to it a long time ago and it’s too shy to approach me.” 


  • Why I just forgot the thing that I was thinking
  • If everybody in the room can smell my feet and are secretly discussing it
  • If The Real Housewives watch their show and wonder how they can afford all that makeup and why they sound like complete idiots
  • If people in relationships feed each other…